Wednesday, 15 August 2012

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JOKE: First Letter To My Girlfriend

By: wizVinay On: 12:56 pm
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  • Dear Sugar,
    Time and ability plus double capacity
    has forced my pen to dance automatically

    on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this
    miraculous thing happened is because honey
    I love you spontaneously and as I stand

    horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to
    the ground I only think of you, since you are a
    fantastic and fabulous girl Darling please Stop
    haranguing with the feelings in my heart
    because I love you more than a snake loves rat. 
    To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you.
    Each time i see you, my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse
    gear. My medular-oblongata also stops functioning.
    Crazy crazy cray you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would understand. That's why i need to see you face to face . I think have to pen-off here beecause, i still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization.
    Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you cos you are too sweet for them.
    Yours in love,
    lolzzzzz....Just make that comment...:-)

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