JOKE: Clever Children... [LMAO]

Children Are Witty Thinkers!
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the
map and find North
America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.


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TEACHER: John, why are you
doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it
without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you
spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong,
but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is
the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you
talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said
it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one
important thing we have
today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you
always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a
sentence starting with ' I.. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie.....
Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the
ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George
Washington not only
chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also
admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know
why his father didn't punish
him?
LOUIS: Because George still
had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell
me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have
to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your
composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your
brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same
dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do
you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are
no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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