Funny Clip: Babe For Sale - Basketmouth & Bovi Featuring Yinka Akinlawon

When you see or hear these names Basket Mouth & Bovi. Be ready to be entertained drastically. :-) Watch this hilarious  clip and you would believe me.

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JOKE: Clever Children... [LMAO]

Children Are Witty Thinkers!
____________ _________ _________ __
____
TEACHER: Maria, go to the
map and find North
America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

Joke: Clever Mum - Funny!

A guy invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate and this only made her curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between her son and
the roommate. Reading his mum's thoughts, the guy said; i know what you must be thinking, but i assure you, Jane and i are just roommates. About a week later, Jane walked up to the guy and said; Ever since your mother came to have dinner with us, i have not seen the flat beautiful spoon. You don't suppose she took it, do you?. The guy replied; Well, i doubt it, but i will write her a letter, just to be sure. He sat down and wrote: Dear mama, i'm not saying you 'did' take the flat beautiful spoon from my house and i'm not saying you 'did not' take the flat beautiful spoon but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Several days later, the guy received a letter from his mother which read: Dear son, i'm not saying you 'do' sleep with Jane, and i'm not saying you 'do not' sleep with Jane. But the fact remains that if she is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the flat beautiful spoon by now.

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Joke: hehehehehe....[Must Read]

A man came home from work last night

and said to his wife:: "I have been given

a huge promotion at work which means

I get my own office and get to employ

my own private secretary".

. Wife "well please find an ugly Private

secretary ,who doesn't have a personal

hygiene, smelly armpits and dresses like

an old woman, I don't want you

choosing someone who you are going to

be tempted to have an affair with". .

"That's fair enough " the man replied

"when do you wanna start? "

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Joke: Akpan Faints...

The Nigerian government recently announced to pay men with 5 children & above a million Naira per month as a salary. Akpan heard the news and said to his wife Gifty, "i have a kid with my ex girlfriend, don't argue with me, i am going to bring him to our 4 kids to make them 5". Gifty said nothing. When he returned with the kid he found only one kid remaining at home, he asked Gifty, where are our kids? Gifty replied softly "u are not the only one who heard the news, their fathers came to fetch them" and please don't argue with me...he fainted.
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Joke: Job Interview - Lmao!

A boss interviewed 4 girls for a Secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. And the question was: A woman has lips in two different places on her body, what is the difference between the two lips?
1st Girl: One is hairy, the other isn't.
Boss: Ok, Good!
2nd Girl: One can talk but the other can't.
Boss: That's better
3rd Girl: One is vertical and other is horizontal.
Boss: Hmmmm...Very clever
4th Girl: One is for me to use and the other is for my boss.
Boss: You are hired!
hehehehe... please share!
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JOKE: First Letter To My Girlfriend

Dear Sugar,
Time and ability plus double capacity
has forced my pen to dance automatically

on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this
miraculous thing happened is because honey
I love you spontaneously and as I stand

Joke: Tumpoo's Wife

Billy went to Tumpoo's house to play card with some friends. He sat directly across Tumpoo's wife.
A card dropped on the floor and as billy bent to pick it up.
He looked across the table and saw Tumpoo's wife legs opened with no panties.
...He stoop up and went into the kitchen to get water.

Joke: Conductor and Passenger

Conductor: Wey ur money?
Passenger: I be staff!
Conductor: Which kind staff u be!You be Police?

Passenger: No!
Conductor: You be Soldier?
Passenger: No!

Joke: Mum and Son

Kid: Mummy, why do u say that my brother is an angel?

Mummy: Because he's so little and babies look like angels when they are little. Why are u asking son?

Kid: Because i threw him out of the window and he didn't fly...
mummy faints!!!!!!!!!!...
LOL!!!!
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Joke: Pastor And The Sinner

A man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confessing tearfully:

Pastor, I have sinned.
PASTOR : My son, what did you do, just confess what exactly you did?
God Almighty will forgive you.
MAN: (sobbing), Pastor I committed adultery with several of the female church members
PASTOR : can you mention their names and how many times you slept with each of them? You see, for your forgiveness to be complete, you need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them.
MAN...: Aaaah Pastor I can't, I am ashamed.

Joke: The Student And Professor

A student at college had failed his
final law papers and was obviously not happy, he

questioned the professor and decided to make a deal with him
'professor, do you consider yourself
to know everything about the
law? He asked. 'Absolutely,
otherwise i would not be capable

Joke: The Cleaner

One day, pidho, an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot cockpit when he saw a book entitled "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS VOLUME 1".
He opened the first page which said, "to start the engine, press the red button." he did so and the plane engine started.

JOKE: Know Your Destiny

A guy went to a native doctor and requested to
know how bright his destiny will be.
The native doctor drew a circle with a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk.

JOKE: Mother and Son

A Nigerian man called his mom:
Mom, I have AIDS.
Mother: Heeeee...chinekee! Don't
come back home ooo, my son ooo, don't come
back home. God forbid!